Do You See What I See?

feeling-fat

ME:

I am gaining weight at a rapid pace

COLLEGE GIRL:

No you are not! Stop that mom! You are doing a great job!  I just showed someone at work your picture and told them how proud I am of you

******

Later on that day I am laying across the bed and college girl comes in and smacks me on the ass

ME:

What the what?

COLLEGE GIRL:

Couldn’t help it mom, your butt is looking good, keep up the good work

******

ME: (in the mirror)

If only I saw it that way……

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